Schmear Campaign
Sam and Jake search for the best bagels in Austin, Texas. New episodes every Sunday.
Episodes
Jul 2, 2023
Jul 2, 2023
1hr 14 min
The guys should not have waited for this place. It was quite subpar. It seems like it will close soon. Oh did we mention Jake's new segment? Celebrity Bagel Orders. It's cool. Also rainbow bagels, are they cool? Jake says no.
Jun 25, 2023
Jun 25, 2023
58 min
A base episode for a base bagel. Not the best sandwich the guys have ever had, not the worst. They've eaten way too many bagels this weekend. Jake does a fuck ton of push-ups.
Jun 18, 2023
Jun 18, 2023
1hr 28 min
The guys try bagels and schmears from like 4 different supermarkets. They endure the burden of shitty bagels so you don't have to. The results are somewhat surprising.
Jun 11, 2023
Jun 11, 2023
54 min
The guys find THE BEST BAGEL IN AUSTIN. Shout out to Devin, the founder of David Doughie's for being the absolute bagel king of Texas. The Nervous Charlies hatred is reignited. The guys eat in the park with Russell and Jennifer. Some guy gets hella Tinder matches by being a literal bagel. Sam wants to put everything bagel spice in forbidden places.
Jun 4, 2023
Jun 4, 2023
1hr 2 min
Stop abducting kids so Sam can get his fucking beauty sleep. The guys have a terrible bagel sandwich. Sam gets bialy roofied. Someone saves a homeless person with a bagel. Does Nutella belong on a bagel?
May 28, 2023
May 28, 2023
1hr 23 min
The guys finally have a great bagel after a significant drought. Shout out to Brew and Brew. Sam tries a tasty bagel in Salt Lake City. Is Airbnb soap just cum? Jose gets ROCKED.
May 21, 2023
May 21, 2023
1hr 10 min
The guys get #bagelblocked a second time in a row. Jake gets fired up. They can't escape wholesale Rockstar bagels. Sam finds a tasty cream cheese, but yearns for Philadelphia.
May 14, 2023
May 14, 2023
1hr 9 min
Oh hey mom. Happy Mother's day. The guys don't mention mother's day at all in this episode. They finally get #bagelblocked by a sold out place. Is there a bagel distribution conspiracy afoot in Austin? Probably not.
May 7, 2023
May 7, 2023
1hr 4 min
Another dead ass episode for y'all. The guys have a boho time at Bouldin Creek. Did we find another two thumbs up spot? Unhinge your jaw, take a bite, and swallow the schmear as the campaign rages ever onward.
Apr 30, 2023
Apr 30, 2023
1hr 5 min
The guys are up early. Bond wipes standing up. Fat upper bagel areas. If it ain't got a hole… well you'll just have to listen to find out.
Get Schmeared
Sam and Jake are two Jews from Austin who love bagels and have strong opinions. They're on the hunt for the absolute best bagels in town. Follow their journey. Eat the bagussy. Taste the tang.