We hit 69 followers on instagram. The guys try out a new segment. Is this the best bagel in Austin?

The guys outsource their podcast work to an AI. They continue their capitalist weekend with another chain and are surprised by their experiences. Sam uncovers a deep Nazi bagel conspiracy in the new-ish segment "The Hole."

The guys start their capitalist weekend with Einstein Bros. Sam shares a Barcelona bagel experience. Are bagel bites a fad or innovation? Oh and the power goes out. The Man must be trying to shut the campaign down.

The guys go vegan this week. They reflect on the guest episode. Sam almost ralphs. They talk about using a new scale for rating bagels. Have you been eating hair?

Our best friend and podcast artist Jose shares an intimate part of his Venezuelan upbringing with us and teaches us some dang history. Are arepas better than bagels? No. Are they the Venezuelan version of bagels? Maybe. Also Jose schmears us hard.

The guys eat the worst bagel in Austin. Boiling is essential. Savory cinnamon rolls?! Are you being secretly converted to Judaism through bagels? 

The guys finally schmear Nervous Charlie's. Sam goes off on their website. Bagels are our love language. Keep that pH in check y'all. 

The guys find the best bagel they've had on the campaign. They attempt to kill death by bagel. Jake brings some tough questions with his new segment.

Jake and Sam spread love through negativity. Sam needs to work on his social media presence. Rosen's rocks the vibe, but ruins the schmear. The guys find the best smelling bagel in Austin.

Jake and Sam celebrate a month of schmearing. They destroy Wholy Bagel. Has Death By Bagel gone too far?