Episodes
Sunday Apr 23, 2023
Sunday Apr 23, 2023
We hit 69 followers on instagram. The guys try out a new segment. Is this the best bagel in Austin?
Sunday Apr 16, 2023
Sunday Apr 16, 2023
The guys outsource their podcast work to an AI. They continue their capitalist weekend with another chain and are surprised by their experiences. Sam uncovers a deep Nazi bagel conspiracy in the new-ish segment "The Hole."
Sunday Apr 09, 2023
Sunday Apr 09, 2023
The guys start their capitalist weekend with Einstein Bros. Sam shares a Barcelona bagel experience. Are bagel bites a fad or innovation? Oh and the power goes out. The Man must be trying to shut the campaign down.
Sunday Apr 02, 2023
Sunday Apr 02, 2023
The guys go vegan this week. They reflect on the guest episode. Sam almost ralphs. They talk about using a new scale for rating bagels. Have you been eating hair?
Sunday Mar 26, 2023
Sunday Mar 26, 2023
Our best friend and podcast artist Jose shares an intimate part of his Venezuelan upbringing with us and teaches us some dang history. Are arepas better than bagels? No. Are they the Venezuelan version of bagels? Maybe. Also Jose schmears us hard.
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
The guys eat the worst bagel in Austin. Boiling is essential. Savory cinnamon rolls?! Are you being secretly converted to Judaism through bagels?
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
The guys finally schmear Nervous Charlie's. Sam goes off on their website. Bagels are our love language. Keep that pH in check y'all.
Sunday Mar 05, 2023
Sunday Mar 05, 2023
The guys find the best bagel they've had on the campaign. They attempt to kill death by bagel. Jake brings some tough questions with his new segment.
Sunday Feb 26, 2023
Sunday Feb 26, 2023
Jake and Sam spread love through negativity. Sam needs to work on his social media presence. Rosen's rocks the vibe, but ruins the schmear. The guys find the best smelling bagel in Austin.
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
Jake and Sam celebrate a month of schmearing. They destroy Wholy Bagel. Has Death By Bagel gone too far?

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Sam and Jake are two Jews from Austin who love bagels and have strong opinions. They're on the hunt for the absolute best bagels in town. Follow their journey. Eat the bagussy. Taste the tang.