Our best friend and podcast artist Jose shares an intimate part of his Venezuelan upbringing with us and teaches us some dang history. Are arepas better than bagels? No. Are they the Venezuelan version of bagels? Maybe. Also Jose schmears us hard.

The guys eat the worst bagel in Austin. Boiling is essential. Savory cinnamon rolls?! Are you being secretly converted to Judaism through bagels? 

The guys finally schmear Nervous Charlie's. Sam goes off on their website. Bagels are our love language. Keep that pH in check y'all. 

The guys find the best bagel they've had on the campaign. They attempt to kill death by bagel. Jake brings some tough questions with his new segment.

Jake and Sam spread love through negativity. Sam needs to work on his social media presence. Rosen's rocks the vibe, but ruins the schmear. The guys find the best smelling bagel in Austin.

Jake and Sam celebrate a month of schmearing. They destroy Wholy Bagel. Has Death By Bagel gone too far?

Jake might find his perfect bagel. Sam flip flops like a trout. Is a cinnamon raisin bagel even a bagel? Would you rather freeze to death in a bagel freezer or burn to death in a bagel oven? The campaign rages on.

The guys critique their first bagel place. Sam almost sleeps through the pod. Jake schmears Wham Bam. Happy Sunday!

Sam and Jake plan their bagel quest before starting the Austin Schmear Campaign. They introduce themselves, talk about how they want the show to go, and decide whether or not they're even qualified to do a show about bagels in the first place.