Schmear Campaign

Sam and Jake search for the best bagels in Austin, Texas. New episodes every Sunday.

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Episodes

5 days ago

The guys finally have a great bagel after a significant drought. Shout out to Brew and Brew. Sam tries a tasty bagel in Salt Lake City. Is Airbnb soap just cum? Jose gets ROCKED.

16: Captain Quackenbush’s

Sunday May 21, 2023

Sunday May 21, 2023

The guys get #bagelblocked a second time in a row. Jake gets fired up. They can't escape wholesale Rockstar bagels. Sam finds a tasty cream cheese, but yearns for Philadelphia. 

15: Austin Java

Sunday May 14, 2023

Sunday May 14, 2023

Oh hey mom. Happy Mother's day. The guys don't mention mother's day at all in this episode. They finally get #bagelblocked by a sold out place. Is there a bagel distribution conspiracy afoot in Austin? Probably not.

14: Bouldin Creek Cafe

Sunday May 07, 2023

Sunday May 07, 2023

Another dead ass episode for y'all. The guys have a boho time at Bouldin Creek. Did we find another two thumbs up spot? Unhinge your jaw, take a bite, and swallow the schmear as the campaign rages ever onward. 

13: Café No Sé

Sunday Apr 30, 2023

Sunday Apr 30, 2023

The guys are up early. Bond wipes standing up. Fat upper bagel areas. If it ain't got a hole… well you'll just have to listen to find out.

12: Rockstar

Sunday Apr 23, 2023

Sunday Apr 23, 2023

We hit 69 followers on instagram. The guys try out a new segment. Is this the best bagel in Austin?

11: Bruegger’s

Sunday Apr 16, 2023

Sunday Apr 16, 2023

The guys outsource their podcast work to an AI. They continue their capitalist weekend with another chain and are surprised by their experiences. Sam uncovers a deep Nazi bagel conspiracy in the new-ish segment "The Hole."

10: Einstein Bros.

Sunday Apr 09, 2023

Sunday Apr 09, 2023

The guys start their capitalist weekend with Einstein Bros. Sam shares a Barcelona bagel experience. Are bagel bites a fad or innovation? Oh and the power goes out. The Man must be trying to shut the campaign down.

9: Rebel Cheese

Sunday Apr 02, 2023

Sunday Apr 02, 2023

The guys go vegan this week. They reflect on the guest episode. Sam almost ralphs. They talk about using a new scale for rating bagels. Have you been eating hair?

Sunday Mar 26, 2023

Our best friend and podcast artist Jose shares an intimate part of his Venezuelan upbringing with us and teaches us some dang history. Are arepas better than bagels? No. Are they the Venezuelan version of bagels? Maybe. Also Jose schmears us hard.

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Sam and Jake are two Jews from Austin who love bagels and have strong opinions. They're on the hunt for the absolute best bagels in town. Follow their journey. Eat the bagussy. Taste the tang.

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