Episodes
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
The guys eat the worst bagel in Austin. Boiling is essential. Savory cinnamon rolls?! Are you being secretly converted to Judaism through bagels?
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
The guys finally schmear Nervous Charlie's. Sam goes off on their website. Bagels are our love language. Keep that pH in check y'all.
Sunday Mar 05, 2023
Sunday Mar 05, 2023
The guys find the best bagel they've had on the campaign. They attempt to kill death by bagel. Jake brings some tough questions with his new segment.
Sunday Feb 26, 2023
Sunday Feb 26, 2023
Jake and Sam spread love through negativity. Sam needs to work on his social media presence. Rosen's rocks the vibe, but ruins the schmear. The guys find the best smelling bagel in Austin.
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
Jake and Sam celebrate a month of schmearing. They destroy Wholy Bagel. Has Death By Bagel gone too far?
Sunday Feb 12, 2023
Sunday Feb 12, 2023
Jake might find his perfect bagel. Sam flip flops like a trout. Is a cinnamon raisin bagel even a bagel? Would you rather freeze to death in a bagel freezer or burn to death in a bagel oven? The campaign rages on.
Sunday Feb 05, 2023
Sunday Feb 05, 2023
The guys critique their first bagel place. Sam almost sleeps through the pod. Jake schmears Wham Bam. Happy Sunday!
Sunday Jan 29, 2023
Sunday Jan 29, 2023
Sam and Jake plan their bagel quest before starting the Austin Schmear Campaign. They introduce themselves, talk about how they want the show to go, and decide whether or not they're even qualified to do a show about bagels in the first place.

Get Schmeared
Sam and Jake are two Jews from Austin who love bagels and have strong opinions. They're on the hunt for the absolute best bagels in town. Follow their journey. Eat the bagussy. Taste the tang.