The guys discuss the jizz biz. They have an authentic New York experience. Other shit happens. Have a good brunch y'all.

The guys should not have waited for this place. It was quite subpar. It seems like it will close soon. Oh did we mention Jake's new segment? Celebrity Bagel Orders. It's cool. Also rainbow bagels, are they cool? Jake says no.

A base episode for a base bagel. Not the best sandwich the guys have ever had, not the worst. They've eaten way too many bagels this weekend. Jake does a fuck ton of push-ups.

The guys try bagels and schmears from like 4 different supermarkets. They endure the burden of shitty bagels so you don't have to. The results are somewhat surprising.

The guys find THE BEST BAGEL IN AUSTIN. Shout out to Devin, the founder of David Doughie's for being the absolute bagel king of Texas. The Nervous Charlies hatred is reignited. The guys eat in the park with Russell and Jennifer. Some guy gets hella Tinder matches by being a literal bagel. Sam wants to put everything bagel spice in forbidden places.

Stop abducting kids so Sam can get his fucking beauty sleep. The guys have a terrible bagel sandwich. Sam gets bialy roofied. Someone saves a homeless person with a bagel. Does Nutella belong on a bagel?

The guys finally have a great bagel after a significant drought. Shout out to Brew and Brew. Sam tries a tasty bagel in Salt Lake City. Is Airbnb soap just cum? Jose gets ROCKED.

The guys get #bagelblocked a second time in a row. Jake gets fired up. They can't escape wholesale Rockstar bagels. Sam finds a tasty cream cheese, but yearns for Philadelphia. 

Oh hey mom. Happy Mother's day. The guys don't mention mother's day at all in this episode. They finally get #bagelblocked by a sold out place. Is there a bagel distribution conspiracy afoot in Austin? Probably not.

Another dead ass episode for y'all. The guys have a boho time at Bouldin Creek. Did we find another two thumbs up spot? Unhinge your jaw, take a bite, and swallow the schmear as the campaign rages ever onward.